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'Catalogue - Pseudo Calculator' App

Updated: May 1

[This app is rated +18]


Induce sleep during psychosis through therapy instead of medication. See the future up to two days ahead. Enrich your mental and physical health, and explore your mind with 25 pseudoscientific topics interchangeably for people with and without organic psychosis. Provided in written form, the easter eggs in this calculator app are sure to spark an adventure right at home - both through theory and practices of psychology, quantum mechanics and many other organised sciences in between.


After six years of single-manned research, these homemade innovations have addressed - and may potentially treat - disorders and dissatisfactions such as:


  • Organic psychosis (no history of hard drugs)

  • Epilepsy

  • Hunger + early death from life-long malnutrition

  • Drug-free psychonautism

  • Formal prayer

  • Bulimia/anorexia

  • Constipation

  • Diabetes

  • Cancer


(Items in orange indicate possibility of treatment, without actual testing as of yet).


The app is intended for adults who would like to learn about tripping with (safe practice of soft drugs) or without drugs (time lucidity), while at the same time grounding their knowledge about that which connects every living thing from cell to mammal - the mind - and therefore what is universal across these; but mostly focusing on what is universal to us humans, person to person: from a modern food pyramid, to educated monotheism, to simple remedies that treat/cure diseases doctors sometimes fail to address due to resistance to new sciences.


Put more simply through a metaphor, the mathematics our ancestors taught us are no longer the only way to express functional logic. This compensating logic of Pseudo Calculator, often in the form of quantum mechanics and simplified current physics, fills the gaps between theory and practice of different topics, bringing them to a resolve for public harnessing. 


You could eat our simplified diet for the rest of your life. You could understand which and how many elements there are (there are fourteen). Show hostility without hurting others. Bring to a cadence whether light is a particle or a wave. Interpret pets, understand dimensioning and which one you reside in, meditate more actively than passively for greater serotonin, organise the multiverse, learn hidden secrets about our maker - this and more.


Regarding practice of topics as opposed to theory, some of this app’s recommendations are more intrusive to your body than others when applied. Being homemade inventions (what we mean by pseudoscience), some of the advice may not be suitable to some current states of physical health, as the application assumes that you are generally healthy. For example, the most intrusive topic which is the Food Pyramid wouldn’t be suitable alone to diabetics, as in their case fruit cannot be eaten daily as Food Pyramid suggests.


Android mobile version unavailable.




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IMPORTANT 2: When we say “cure”, it can both mean eliminating an illness completely or turning one into a manageable condition in which quality of life is restored.


IMPORTANT 3: User publishing on the Pseudoscience Blog is currently unavailable, therefore no benefit in creating an online user account.

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